The Dog Whisperer' er

My girl found a new way to waste money this week.


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I'm out 150bucks in dog whisperen fees. ... stupid dogs don't need wisperen to. They need a beating with a stick. This is how the scam goes. Your wife, girl friend, life partner, pet monkey...etc.... thinks there fixing a problem pooch by calling a gypsy... i mean a pet therapist.. they come over, have coffee.... and tell the love of your life exactly what you've been saying for the last year, then you pay them. Sounds pretty fair.. pay for informationyou already have.

Well one idea came from the dog gypsy.... tie something to the dog so she cant jump the fence... Hell yes I said... Like a noose, right... no. A bucket or a tire...... well that may work i said but probably not as well.. It didn't seem like a bad idea. later that night i threw em outside for playing in the house. Ten minutes later it was pretty clear why Cesar Milan doesn't tie dogs to buckets...... thumpity.. thumpity..tump.tump.tump. Well.... a few things are wrong with this approach. The noise bugs the shit out of the neighbors... and Me... And I found the bucket in the street the next day with no dog attached. back to the drawing board..

1 Week later, the orange dog was tied to the tree, doing what she does... destroy.. she was working on one of several splendid holes in the lawn when she must have torn a claw clean off... How awesome is that. It sounds mean... but from my point of view it's like when some asshole finally gets whats coming. And shes been good this week. Hmmm maybe a beating with a stick is the wrong approach. I just need a pair of pliers.. and more dog toes.