Election Blues

Well... Its kind of sad the election is over. I loved Matt Damons YouTube where he says "when Mc Cain dies and Palin takes office, it will resemble a bad Disney film. The Wacky Alaska hockey mom goes to D.C. and becomes President." awesome..... It got us thinking about how bad it might really be. I predicted the end of mankind. It would happen the last week of School, Palins daughter would be throwing a Kegger in the basement of the white house. A couple of drunk horny kids looking for a place to screw around... they would have slipped away from the party and ended up in a secret room with a plasma screen, comfy couch, and mini fridge. In the throws of horny monkey teen passion they hit the red button. Off go the nukes.... The red phone is ringing off the hook as world leaders want to know what the hell is going on.... And why this has happened three times this month. Except this time... Palin can't recall the nukes. She has flipped out from the stress. She didn't understand why Tina Feay wouldn't return her calls. Why SNL would have nothing to do with her. And why it wasn't cute anymore when she lied to the press about money. That's why on this last week of school at the White house Kegger She was staggering around the rose garden in her beauty pageant sash, and Tiara, with lipstick smeared on her lips, teeth and face, repeating But i'm a hockey mom, But i'm a hockey mom, But i'm a hockey......... as the first of the 200 ICBMs aimed at the US strikes the white house. Not a pretty picture. So perhaps it's a good thing Obama won.