
We have two dogs and a cat. I hate both dogs for different reasons, and have gotten used to the cat. One dog has a droopy eye, his mouth does'nt shut all the way, and there is always dry grass or some sticky crap hanging from his lip. I don't think he's ever passed a turd that didn't puddle. And he stinks. He's the dog I like. The other (pictured here) "Jazz" short for Jasmine she was a pound dog... I didnt name her.... I think if I could start from scratch her name would be Lunch Box... To date shes eaten a ridding lawn mower seat, a lb of ground beef off the stove, Two hundred bucks in collars, a deer leg, (I don't know where it came from) a neighbors shoe, coffee cup, and doll. They have horses and I'm sure one day I will have to buy new lips for my neighbors horses. A ten dollar mouse trap. the cover of the BBQ, a wicker love seat, her dog bed, a few sprinklers n hose. A leash, a table cloth, knee pads, new patio furniture $500.00 set. The world is her buffet.
I am The Grape Ape.